This Is Hilarious With Or Without A Context

From The Boston Globe... or maybe the A.P.:

In that probe, police seized 1,653 pounds of marijuana, 128 pounds of cocaine bricks and a 2004 Cadillac XLT with "PAC-MAN" embroidered in the front seats. The car was not registered to Jones, who then bought the car at a police auction late last year.

Two Alphabet Poems

I.

A Bentley carries daughters
elegantly, forever
gregarious home-bodies
in Japanese Kimonos, laughing
maniacally, nonchalant,
over perennial quamash.

Recently, Sarah (the unrivaled virgin,
wanton
xenophobe) yawned
zealously.

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II.

Another boy can dance electric
Faraway guns have imposed justly,
kindly,
lasting months, never
offering Pax
(Qua?) Romana

Stitches too use violent ways
Xylodian yen-- zen.