My girlfriend and I have trust issues. We're both compulsive gamblers and addicted to crack cocaine. There isn't a cent left in the thing.
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I apologize for these. It's Christmas, and I've been busy.
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Andrew McDonald's Girlfriend Is No Longer In Japan.
Who Is Andrew McDonald?
- AM
- Allston, Massachusetts, United States
- I've been perusing the photos you post of yourself on Facebook, and let me tell you, you're getting awfully fat.
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Andrew McDonald Recommends:
- Abandoning your ethnic identity.
- Hanging Hundreds Of Lego Men From The Ceiling With Dental Floss
- Not Giving A Damn What Quizilla Tells You About Your Personality, Sex Life, Or Animal Spirit Guide
- Waiting For "The Fountain" To Come Out On DVD
- Swan Lake's "Beast Moans"
- Brian's Impersonation of Truman Capote on "Family Guy"
- Of Montreal's "Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?"
- Killing mice.
- Conspicuously browsing through sex offender websites while everyone's watching Nip/Tuck in your room.
- Keeping Odd Hours
- Anything Written By Paul La Farge
- Some Ether By Nick Flynn
- Junky By William S Burroughs
- Beck's "The Information"
- Every Spoon Album
- Squeeze's "Greatest Hits"
- Frog Eyes "The Bloody Hand"
- The Pillowman
- The Science Of Sleep
- Werner Herzog's film version of Georg Buchner's Woyzeck
- Believer Magazine
- A band called "Owls"
- owls
- Special Topics In Calamity Physics By Marisha Pessl
- Cold pasta salad
- Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks
- The Metro crossword puzzle, but not Sudoku.
- Any band Spencer Krug is in.
- Really getting good at parallel parking.
- Snakes On A Plane
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